Funniest Cop Jokes A man in an interrogation room says "I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present." Cop: You are the lawyer. Lawyer: Exactly, so where's my present? A cop pulls over a car with two priests. The cop makes his way up to the window and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."
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A man with drugs was caught by the cops in the bathroom. The man says, "I swear, it's not mine! I found it here and tried to flush it down the toilet, but every time I flush the drugs down it magically reappears in my hand!" "I don't believe you," says the cop. "Show me." The man tosses the bag of drugs into the toilet, then flushes it.
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Hilarious Cop Jokes: Why did the cop bring a ladder to work? He wanted to go after those high-level crimes. What do you call a detective dog? Sherlock Bones. Why did the cop bring a pencil to the crime scene? To draw his weapon. Why don't police ever tell secrets? Because they're afraid of patrolling rumors.
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1. Cop: "When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least." Driver: "You're wrong, officer. It's only my hat that makes me look that old." 2. The perfect crime was committed last night. Someone broke into the police station and stole all the toilets. Police say they have nothing to go on. 3.